So we broke up today, apparently I was the last to know. As she decided to break up with me through... facebook yes ****ing facebook instead of being an adult and being like hey this isnt working out between us she ****ing goes to face book. Suck my ****ing **** you ****ing **** rag, well wait a sec... it doesnt matter if you suck my **** or not you were ****ing terrible at it anyways id rather stick my **** in a ****ing vac.

You said i never did anything with you... ok recap and because im so awesome and i knew you'd pull some ****ing retarded ass **** like this someday, I made a calendar! I marked down the times i asked you to A. Movies. B. Out to Eat. C.Shopping (yes even ****ing shopping)D. Out for ice cream E. Out to a bar. in the passed 3 months ive asked you to do something with me 82x out of those 82 you did something with me 3x... 3 ****ing x and im not going to count the time you said i could go get ice cream for your ****ing fat ass because i wanted to go out and get some. (sidenote she never asked me once in that time to do anything with her or her girlfriends)

Which brings me to my next rant about your **** ass, YOUR ****ING FAT, ok not fat... O-BEAST. (<=== i like that) We started dating over 2 years ago. You were hot in shape we had sex all the ****ing time every where. Then... not so much, you started getting a little larger and you didnt fit into the sexy jeans you use to wear that i ****ing loved, the ones with the rip right below the ass yes that was some hot ****ing ****. In the passed 2 1/2 years you've gained ****ing 90 lbs.. seriously 90 lbs GTFO your god damn fatass stop drinking your ****ing 4 litres of diet coke a ****ing day. Just because it ****ing says diet doesnt mean its good for you. Also just so you know when you ****ing eat elios (sp) pizzas when you pull out a brick 1 brick breaks into 3 single pizzas... You dont have to eat the whole ****ing thing... not that matterd because your fat ass ate the whole god damn box anyways.

WHY THE **** DONT YOU TRY NEW **** I MEAN ****ING GOD DAMN!! I made all sorts of ****ing food gourmet **** your mom and brother loved it but god for ****ing bid you go outside your ****ing god ****ing hole in a wall. I LOVED cooking LOVED IT but no you had to ****ing suck the life out of me to even enjoy that anymore. Since you moved out im like wow i like cooking wtf did i stop...

Heres some random ****, soooooooo its the day before christmas, i cant find my cell phone. I pick her phone up to call my phone so i can find it, i open her phone up and some dude sent her a picture of his ****. Yup! Now call me a moron like i know you all are right now since it is now july and i agree with you im ****ing stupid (she had big boobs i couldnt help it) so i believed her that she said she wouldnt talk to the guy again and she has no idea why he sent her that picture... (guy lives 20+ hrs away)

Next she leaves her myspace page open with the last letter she sent open... so i read it wtf not she left it up. Its to her ex-husband (btw shes still married to him she doesnt have the money to file for divorce her exhusband cheated on her had a gambling problem and pawned all her ****) but i guess that doesnt matter because the email says she still loves him and misses him and had a dream about him the other night! O 'gosh!

So all thats bad right? Yeah well this is the ****ing worst of it right here, the scummiest ****ing thing she has ever done id rather have had her actually blown a dude in front of me. My friend died he was 26 i grew up with him we went to school together i knew him for 20 years, he lived 3 houses down from me. Im 26 we were the same age. So yeah i was ****ing devastated i was talking to him about going to the movies when he got out of the ****ing hospital, i planned on seeing him saturday which was a day and a half a way. He died 2 hours after i made plans to go see him with a few of my friends. So i go to his funeral, the following saturday, im a mess this is the first person that ive ever truly lost ive lost grandparents when i was younger like 6 or 7 but never fully understood it so it didnt affect me. So the next day what does she do, she moves out and leaves me alone in the apartment by myself. WHAT THE ****. YOU ARE A ****ING SELFISH DIRTY **** RAG. THERE HAS TO BE A ****ING GOD BECAUSE I SWEAR, IF WE EVER HAD A KID TOGETHER AND I GOT STUCK WITH YOU ID ****ING KILL MYSELF.

I knew you werent the woman for me after the 1st year or so i dont know why i stayed with you i think i did because you were having a hard time getting by and i felt bad for you.
You've killed any motivation ive ever had.

I realize now that when i said i loved you i never really meant it. What i meant was your a succubus, Ive never been in a relationship where a woman has not motivated me to be better, at whatever i do, excel in everything become a better person. But you did. You sucked the life out of me, I'm stuck massively in debt because of you. I think what im most afraid of or scared of is that i wont be able to find someone to share time with or have fun with because i cant afford to go out and have fun right now. I cant afford those dinners at restaurants, or to go to the movies. You've kept me secluded from the outside world for 2 years. I've lost touch with many of the friends, ive had, i dont know where to start or how to make new ones. Thanks for ruining what are suppose to be some of the best years of my life. But i'll come out of this a stronger person and more knowledgable, well i can say you have motivated me now, next time you see me or look at myspace or facebook (because you have to be on those sites 8 hours a day or the earth comes to end o noes!)
i'll be succesful, ill be ****ing jacked, you'll see a bunch of ****ing slutty girls drooling over me next to my ginormous ****ing house and think wow i ****ed up...right before you shoot yourself in the face.

PS. I wish you had a sister so i could **** her in the ass then wipe my **** on your mouth while you slept.

PPS. I'm keeping the ****ing dog!

This is one of the reasons I don't date.

The other reason is women for some reason think I'm a psychopath, but whatever.

-Sinc

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice I call you a succubus!

Awwww. What was it?

it was funny

what, he posted more than a "."?

Anyway Talyen, I can sympathize with quite a bit of your plight. I know what it's like to stay because you feel bad for the other person. Luckily, they never cheated on me, but it may have made it easier to get out if they had.

Glad you got out - and I'm going to give you one bit of advice here - if you ever think about getting back with her, come back and read your post here to remind yourself that you don't want to be with this person.

I'm dying to know what was so bad it was inappropriate for THIS thread.

This !

I was gonna give this rant a solid 7/10 until that last paragraph which brought it up 2 full points in my estimation.

9/10 from me !


p.s. It sucks, but you just have to know that if you don't turn into a complete woman hater, you'll end up better for the experience if you learn from it.

I don't know if any of you recall all of the posts I had up about my fiancee and her mysterious and debilitating illness of the past two years...

But I'm joining the hating bandwagon. She left me last week. After I supported her both financially, emotionally and mentally. I fought the state, the federal governement, doctors, hospitals, banks, mortgage companies...I drove my credit into the ground just so we could find a way to get her healthy and keep our home while we did so.

Vilk

Holy crap. That is totally awful. I'd sue her ass.

The only advice that can be given in this situation is...DHITP.

Three things is not a both.

True enough. I went back and added the mentally...but forgot to take out "both"

Ill D(yourwife)ITP and wipe my **** on my girlfriends mouth

He said this but used what the law would call doing this act.

*update* I met a girl tonight she has a boyfriend but she put me in a triangle choke so im going to **** the **** out of her next saturday during UFC 101. That is all PEACE.

Edit. She also seemed cool with DHITP so im going to do that to. THIS ONE IS FOR THE SAFEHOUSE MOFOS

what you need to do is:
no women read, i'm warning you

Im not going to lie thats pretty epic.

I forgot to mention. That I should get bonus points seeing as she is someone elses GF.

Dont give me the whole spiel on thats not right. Tired of doing whats right

I feel like a lesser being for reading this thread.

Ah Vilk... that SUCKS.

Taylen... back in the saddle bro. You're doing the dude a favor if he finds out.

Talyen, are you serious dude? I mean, from what i read, you had like 18 months worth of proof that it was a lost cause. I don't mean hints, i mean blatantly obvious SCREAMS that it was a bad idea to go on. You remind me of a red shirt. Yes, i went there.

Granted, her trifling, conniving, two-timing ass deserves a special place in hell between Hitler and Martha Stewart. But dude, come on, you walked into that eyes open, you said so yourself. And despite knowing you got yourself into deep poop you kept wading in, deeper and deeper.

Oh, one small thing...about the title of your post. We'll assume for a second that your statement is true, most women are retarded. But, uh...have you noticed how one just ran you ragged and let you work yourself into the corner find yourself in now? Grats! You were outsmarted by a retard! FOR TWO AND A HALF YEARS! Maybe you should rename the post "this woman made me feel retarded", just an idea.

This thread makes me smile.

For it's retarded for a woman to cheat (this logic doesn't fail me), however, it's not retarded if a woman is cheating when you're the person she's cheating with (kinda lose me here).

I know, I know... you don't want to be told it's not the right thing to do. I know people are telling you that you are doing her guy a favor (again, makes me smile).

I'd imagine you think of the guy she was sneaking around with as a douchebag. So by putting yourself in an alternate scenario where you assume that role, how does this not make you a douchebag?

This assumes you are not fond of being a bag filled, to the seams, with douche.

I'm just slightly confused.

The problem isn't "Most WOMEN are retarded", the problem is "Most PEOPLE are retarded". As more time goes by, I find the idea of becoming a hermit more and more appealing.

Haha ryu you got me there. Ill admit that i got outsmarted by a retard. That does make me twice as retarded QQ.


Never said I wasnt a douchebag.I did sleep with her last night and it was the best sex I've ever had.

I just dont give a **** anymore and my only concern in life now is myself and no one else.

Ryu was right I was ****ing retarded and I wont get stuck in a stupid ass relationship situation like that again.

Oh bother.

/cheer

And the cycle of viciousness and cynicism celebrates another regeneration.