How do you update a computer to xp service pack three. I'm trying to do it but ****ing microsoft and their ****ing website keep sending me around in circles or to dead links. **** you Microsoft you ****ing **** suckers.

Thank you.

Better Link That link resolves all windows suck edition err XP problems.

I thought the suck edition was Vista?

New Windows OS's are like Star Trek movies. First there's a good one, then a bad one, then a good one again, then a bad one again, and so on...

Till you get to the Next Gen, and then the whole thing is thrown out of whack

Man, nothing would make me go Linux faster than seeing "Written by Brandon Braga and Rick Berman" on my OS.

Lemme put Linux on a disc and I will write it on with a sharpie and send it to you

Don't pretend you didn't know what I mean! Leaving aside that neither of them are programmers you just know that an OS by Braga and Berman would be sold for 4-7 years, programs would fail or do the wrong thing without any reason or logic, others would mysteriously vanish only to reappear after 3 years without any explanation or apparent cause, your data would be put into random places and it would only get better in the last 2 years, by which time you'd already have given up and just gone back to the old stuff that worked. Hm, now that I think about it Windows ME sounds a lot like Enterprise and Voyager a lot like Vista - only without the hotness of Jolene Blalok and Jeri Ryan to make it more bearable.