A Halfling, a Dwarf and a Barbarian are in a bar having a cool drink when a good-looking female Dark Elf comes up to them and says, "Whoever can creatively say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So, the Barbarian quickly says, "I love liver and cheese."
The Dark Elf Babe remarks, "That's just not good enough."
The Dwarf says, "I hate liver and cheese."
The Dark Elf Babe remarks, "That's not creative."
Finally, the Halfling speaks out, "Liver alone... cheese mine."
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A Gnome met a tall woman at a bar and she took him home to have sex. Afterwards when he is getting dressed, he sees a picture of a Barbarian Warrior on her dresser.
The asks her who the picture is of and she replies, "Don't worry about it."
He then says, "Well is that your husband?"
She says that it is not.
"Well, is that your boyfriend?"
Again she says no.
The guy then says, "Well then, who the hell is it?"
She replies, "It was me before my operation."
Sig nerfed per rules. Signiture + Personal Photo may be no larger than 15k. Please read the FORUM RULES. Thankyou. --GyorgEdited by: Gyorg at: 11/23/02 11:17:10 am
lol, pretty funny, except barbarians > halflings! <hr>
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Maybe youve heard this one but here goes anyway....
Oh yeah, you must be over 18 to read it :P
After dating for two years a male Halfling and female Barbarian finally tie the knot. Both had decided not to have sex until the wedding night. After the big wedding ceremony in GFay the two are whisked away by a druid to some private, unknown location. They wave bye to the druid and after some heated cuddling and making out it becomes obvious its time to have sex with one another for the first time.
"Honey" the Halfling says
"Yes?"
"I have something I need o tell you."
"Yes my love?"
"im hung like a baby."
"oh my" says the barbarian clearly disappointed. "well, I still love you dearly and I wont let something like that stand between us."
The Halfling beams a smile at her and then pulls his pants down. The barbarian's eyes widen and her jaw drops.
"Oh my god!!" she exclaims "I thought you said you were hung like a baby?!"
arbarians > halflings
