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Charlize Theron to star in Aeon Flux movie
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And a nation of pre-pubescent young boys cheered...


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I just can't find Charlize hot... she's pretty but built like a 13 year old boy

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lol.. they were comparing her to Hallie Barry before she won the Oscar.


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Re: Charlize Theron to star in Aeon Flux movie
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I love Aeon Flux, really love it... But I cant quite see a cute little Dutch girl playing her. Weird.

Anyway, heres to special effects!

AND JUDE LAW AS TREVOR! OMG GOOD IDEA!


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Re: Charlize Theron to star in Aeon Flux movie
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Aeon Flux isn't supposed to be pretty, much less any sort of curvacious.

I don't get the point of a live action version at all, though.


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It's all about the color green.


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Um...Charlize Theron isn't Dutch. She's South African.


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And also Dutch. Whites in S. Africa tend to be of 2 main types, descendents of English, or descendents of Dutch and French Huegenots. Kinda like how a lot of people here are Irish Americans.


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Re: Charlize Theron to star in Aeon Flux movie
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For argument sakes, she could be French or English. Edited by: Nyssa Rainwhisper at: 3/10/04 1:16 pm


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Re: Charlize Theron to star in Aeon Flux movie
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I finally got curious enough to figure out who you were talking about because I never heard of her. So I googled her.
Her official fan site came up at the top of the list so I clicked on it and saw a pic of her at the grammies in the lower right.

My first thought... "Is that a Ghoul?"

Never really got into Aeon Flux though I did watch a few episodes. All the characters were rather disgusting looking and apperently bulimic.

Cant say ive seen any other pic of her though. Edited by: Urusai at: 3/10/04 1:29 pm


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Actually for arguments sake, most likely not. By her area of birth, background and name, she is a Afrikaaner, and IIRC she speaks Afrikaans. And while there were french in the original settlers, they were a minority, so she is most likely mostly dutch. But there is also a chance she could have some bantu, zulu or other african blood back in her family tree. But in effect when someone said she was Dutch, they were technically correct.


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If the movie is as boring as the cartoon was, I hope they provide the audience with blankets and pillows.

Technically, Charlize Theron might be Dutch, but its still funnier to say she is African-American.


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Charlize looked horrible at the Academy Awards.
She was very pretty in The Italian Job and Sweet November, though.

As far as Aeon...never got into it...the animation bugged me.

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I have a hard time imagining Aeon Flux as a live action movie since Aeon's body is purposefully disproportionate and unrealistic. But man, Jude Law IS trevor. --------------------------
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If thats a 13 year old boy, call me Father Jellyfinger.


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Picture TOO large!

And I hated the newer Aeon Flux. The old one, where there was no dialogue, and she died everytime was good, but the new crap was terrible.



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If you think she's built like a boy, keep in mind, her boobies will still be more than most of us will ever get 'round here.


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Quote:If thats a 13 year old boy, call me Father Jellyfinger

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I do look forward to seeing any real woman try to wear that costume. I wonder if she can bend like that, too...


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Hell Wix, what were the other two, I could use some humor. I'm stuck on phones, and nobody is calling.


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Heh ok.
The other one was the lady with the fake million dollar bill asking for change. The entire scenario is weird, but actually asking for change? That is just to funny.

What did she say? Lemme get $400,000 in twenty dollar bills, 300 $1000 dollar bills and the rest in quarters. And put a move on it, I am double parked!

The other thing was we were talking to a customer today. One of their employees was 9 months pregnant and her water broke on the job. So this dude was talking to one of the girls who works at the other office. He was asking her all kinds of questions and one of them was, Did it smell?

Just thinking about "broken water" and this guys main concern was the smell, just strikes me as oddly funny.


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My favorite part about the 1million dollar bill, is that the lady tried to use two gift cards with like a total of 85cents or so to make the purchase.



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never heard of aeon flux


but I did like charlize theron in the devils advocate, she was as nekkid as the day the dutch made her D">


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I love Chalize and I love Aeon Flux, MMMM two great tastes that go great together.


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Re: Charlize Theron to star in Aeon Flux yawner
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Never liked Aeon Flux. Although, there was this one "and only one" of their liquid TV shorts, where there was some large battle, and it kept going back and forth, where one side would slaughter countless enemies until they ran into the enemies "hero" who would kill them, and then that person would start slaughtering the other side until they ran into another hero on the other side.

It was pretty sweet.

The rest are all just loser Heavy Metal pseudoporn.


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Ironically, that is why Wix mentined nhw4j.


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All I know is Theron is DEFINATELY not a dutch name.


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It's most likely a remnant of the French Huegonot influence.



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Quote:She was very pretty in The Italian Job
Thats the same person?
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER AT THE AWARDS!!

Was she bitten by a radioactive cockroach or something? Sheesh.


Shes definatlly not a ghoul in Italian Job.


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Quote:WHAT HAPPENED TO HER AT THE AWARDS!! She just got done playing in Monsters...

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While not that bad, I expected much worse after seeing how she looked in Monster!


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Great picture Wix...

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yeah, she looked bad at the awards. And the filming of Monster wrapped long before the Oscars. She just looked bad. She looked...golden...like she'd used bad fake tanning lotion or something.

Anyway, she can be very pretty, but like 90% of Hollywood, too skinny. Didn't care too much for Aeon Flux...sometimes it was ok, but mostly yeah, heavy-metal-acid-quasi-porn-stuff.


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Alright, I have just about enough of the Heavy Metal cheapshots!

Whats next? Mad magazine is a step above toilet paper?!!!!


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nono! I'm not dissing heavy metal, but there's something twisted about the term "heavy-metal-porn" that's just...unsettling


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She lost way too much weight. She looks like she's 60 years old.


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So good you will not look when you 60 years old are.

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Go watch "Two Days in The Valley" shes so hot in that movie I can barely stand myself (and its a darn fine movie to boot)




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